Will VonDoome: A Mustachioed Body Piercer From Upstate New York
Albany's only Piercing Studio to Exclusively Use
High Quality Internally Threaded and Threadless Jewelry.
Offering Safe, Clean, Professional Body Piercings.
Specializing in Hand Polished, Implant Quality Steel & Titanium Jewelry.
As well as Organic Horn,Bone, Wood,Glass,and Gold,
Whether you stumbled upon my humble site via happenstance or navigated
here post-haste in pursuit of a classy piercing experience with a mustached
I am the eldest son of Walter the Second. I was raised on my parent’s
homestead in upstate New York, far from the hustle and bustle of New
York City. I had a rambunctious childhood and ran with an equally
rollicking crowd of local hooligans and bandits. Using skateboards as
our mighty steeds we rode the countryside in pursuit of love, lust,
and, most importantly, adventure.
Known for my brawn, quick wit, and ability to drink whiskey, I am a hit
with the ladies, respected by men, and feared by anyone who dares
challenge my comrades. I have dabbled in (well, I’m being humble – I
have mastered) many professions. I have served as a shop keep, a
topiary designer, grocer, and quick-ready firefighter. Although, I
spent most of my adult years as an undertaker. Undertaking is an
unusual art that taught me how the overlay of skin, muscles, and bone
create beauty and react to pressures and circumstances, both natural
and induced. Now, of course, I am a purveyor of body modification and
my undertaking experience provides me with unique insight.
As I grow older, I’ve become more patient and an even better whiskey
drinker. To reflect my more gentlemanly demeanor, I sport a dashing
handlebar mustache. I am not embarrassed to say that my mustache has
made me the man I am today; in fact, it has made me a legend.
Enough words, actions speak louder – please feel free to peruse the
photographic record of my daily activities. You can even send a
telegram with your thoughtful questions and insightful commentary
using the "Contact ” button, to the right.